I recently decided to write reviews for each record I own. When I told a friend about the scheme a while back, the smile dropped from his face and a look of concern appeared. "You're insane. You know that, right? Right?" Insane would be pushing it, but I realise it's a pretty monumental and more than somewhat esoteric task. Two motives lay behind this decision, both selfish. 1: Get to know my collection better. 2: Better condition myself to write about music on demand rather than impulse (although impulse definitely manages to find its way in). I won't be reviewing singles (unless I feel some perverse urge), EPs will more than likely be reviewed, and I haven't yet made up my mind about comps and soundtracks. I don't exactly know how many reviews will be written with these stipulations in place, but I'm guessing somewhere in the area of 700-800. There was an initial scheme of writing the reviews in alphabetical order, which has since been scrapped as too counter-productive and just plain frustrating. Hopefully I'll work out a better system of organisation as the reviews amass. May as well get some extra HTML practice while I'm at it...

Bruce.

Newest reviews: Haujobb, "ninetynine"
Sparks, "Terminal Jive"

7 Year Bitch, "Sick 'Em"
12 Rounds, "My Big Hero"
A-Ha, "Hunting High And Low"
Abba, "The Album"
Abba, "Greatest Hits"
Adam And The Ants, "Prince Charming"
Adam Ant, "Antics In The Forbidden Zone"
Add N To (X), "Loud Like Nature"
The Adicts, "Songs Of Praise"
The Adicts, "The Sound Of Music"
Adult., "Resuscitation" *
Adult., "Anxiety Always" *
Aghast View, "Carcinopest"
Alien Sex Fiend, "The Legendary Batcave Tapes"
Alien Sex Fiend, "Who's Been Sleeping In My Brain?"
Alien Sex Fiend, "Acid Bath"
Alien Sex Fiend, "Altered States Of America"
Alien Sex Fiend, "The Batcave Masters"
Alien Sex Fiend, "Wardance Of The..."
Alien Sex Fiend, "Fiend At The Controls"
Alunared, "The Death Birds"
Alunared, "SLMZK!"
Andrew W.K., "I Get Wet"
The Bolshoi, "Giants"
Brainiac, "Hissing Prigs In Static Couture"
Fishtank [No.9], "Itself"
Gang Of Four, "Entertainment!"
Guns N' Roses, "Chinese Democracy"
Haujobb, "ninetynine"
Ministry, "Animositisomina"
The Orb, "Cydonia"
Joey Ramone, "Don't Worry About Me"
"We're A Happy Family - A Tribute To Ramones"
Sister Machine Gun, "[R]evolution"
Sparks, "Terminal Jive"
Wire, "Pink Flag"

*Written by my Aunt Terri.

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